Sydney Swan James Jordon Pullman 5 Instigator!
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A little bird told me, a cygnet perhaps, that the numbskull driving force behind the Sydney Swans Pullman 5 was none other than James Jordan. I wanted to know whose bright idea was it to engage strippers at a prominent Melbourne hotel in season, just a week prior to the AFL Finals. Especially, as your footy team was 2nd on the ladder and in with a real chance to win the 2026 premiership. Remember that the Swans defeated Brisbane by almost 10 goals in the Qualifying Final and that Brisbane went on to claim yet another flag this year. Sydney Swan James Jordon Pullman 5 instigator!

Stripping Back Sydney Swan Pullman Five Saga

Apparently, James Jordon has form in this and was moved on from the Melbourne Demons to the Swans in a trade for similar stuff with a dark cloud over his conduct. The baby faced tagger has a few demons inside, related to how he views women, by the look of things. Personally, I wanted to know who was the main culprit in organising the exotic dancers to the hotel room. Of course, the alleged sexual assault still has not been resolved by the Victorian police. It is not the intention of this piece to infer that James Jordan has committed any crime in relation to that allegation. No, I just wanted to know who led the flock in breaking club and team rules so egregiously.

Sacking The Pullman 5 Instigator?

To say that this act of foolishness was out of character for the Swans is an understatement, as made abundantly clear by the resultant media coverage. Yes, it cost the Sydney Swans a likely place in the Grand Final. Yes, it cost Brodie Grundy his place in the All Australian team, in my opinion. Sydney were on the nose and the official line was reduce AFL embarrassment wherever possible. Lineball decisions went against Swans. A club that had built a brilliant reputation over many years in a highly competitive market was stained with merde. Sacking the Pullman 5 instigator may not be a bad thing to do, especially if he is a repeat offender in this regard. Sydney Swan James Jordon Pullman 5 instigator!

Players Were Out Celebrating Marl McVeigh’s Appointment

Cut out the cancer, root and stock. Don’t leave bad apples to rot and fester within the playing group. It is unlikely that this was a one off and more likely that more of this stuff has flown under the radar. Apparently, in this instance, the boys were out celebrating the appointment of Mark McVeigh to the Essendon coaching job. That appointment was delayed being officially announced in the wake of the Pullman 5 incident. Ultimately, Dean Cox must bear some considerable responsibility for what eventuated. Leaders to buck stops with you.

“In a statement released by the club on Friday, it was confirmed Isaac Heeney, Nick Blakey, Chad Warner, Riley Bice and James Jordon would not be present for the Bob Skilton Medal count on October 1.”

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